Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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The NBA lockout

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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