Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Runescape.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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lebron

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Sarah Palin

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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