- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

How's your mum? she's dead..

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

Wumbo

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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