a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Religion

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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womens sports...

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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