A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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womens sports...

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Chikin nuggets

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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