What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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America Votes

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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