knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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you.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Obama 2012

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A man walks around a bar.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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pedophile

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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I went to the store and I fell

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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