What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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I went to the store and I fell

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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