What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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