Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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