What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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what the hell happened to your face

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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The Colts this year.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

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