What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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