Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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