Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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The white guy did it!

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Anti Joke

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