Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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I went to the store and I fell

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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hrih

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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