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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

Kony 2012

What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

Religion

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

The white guy did it!

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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