Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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A fat man on a moped

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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