Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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You.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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hrih

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Runescape.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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