Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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The Holocaust

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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