A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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The white guy did it!

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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