two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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my names jim haha

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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girls basketball

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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