What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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