Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Swag.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Miscarriages.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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