roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

hrih

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

Gale swallows.

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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