What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Swag.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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