What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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