Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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You.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Kony 2012

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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