A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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America Votes

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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