What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Good to see you today!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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