What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Good to see you today!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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