What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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hrih

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Anti Joke

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