(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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The NBA lockout

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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