Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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who farted i did :]

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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