Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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