What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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whats black. an african american person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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