knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Runescape.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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