What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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You.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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