what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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