What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Miami Heat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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LOL -LOL GUY

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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A hayride would be fun.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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