w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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