Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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