- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

The NBA lockout

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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