What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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BUT HWY?

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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