What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Dick Chaney

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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