Sarah Palin

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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