You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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The NBA lockout

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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