What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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