A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Runescape.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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