A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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womens sports...

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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A black guy gets arrested...

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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