Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Libraries.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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pussy enough said

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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