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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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