- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Your eye color is very unique.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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