I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Asian NASCAR.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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