What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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