why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Miami Heat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Hi Adam,

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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