Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Asian NASCAR.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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