- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Whats green and tasty? Snot

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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