What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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i have cancer

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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