A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Women's rights.

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minorities

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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pussy enough said

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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