Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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