In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Womens Basketball.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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black

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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