A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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