- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Knock Knock, Come in.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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