A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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