Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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