- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

hi im paul!

Your eye color is very unique.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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