What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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pussy enough said

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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