Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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