What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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I'm funny.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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i like pie

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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