Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Womens rights

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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