"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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clamidia

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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