you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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You're on fire.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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