A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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your mom

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equality for women

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You're on fire.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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2+2= 478

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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