Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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your mom

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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