BUT HWY?

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Hi Adam,

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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