What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Miami Heat.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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