Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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i have cancer

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Anti Joke

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