Your eye color is very unique.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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