Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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2+2= 478

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96

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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i like pie

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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YOLO

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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