Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Anti Joke

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