Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Miami Heat.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Womens rights

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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