On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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womens sports...

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Chikin nuggets

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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