What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Asian NASCAR.

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your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Hi my name is Bob

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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