Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Hi my name is Bob

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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your mom

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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