What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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equality for women

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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