Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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girls basketball

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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