guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Poop.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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