What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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