- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Whats 9 + 10 19

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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