How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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