Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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whats black. an african american person

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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i like pie

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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knock knock. no one's home..

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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