What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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YOLO

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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thumbs up!

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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