You're on fire.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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clamidia

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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pussy enough said

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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