why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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You're on fire.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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I'm funny.

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clamidia

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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