A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Yo Mamma

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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my names jim haha

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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