- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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