A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Libraries.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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