Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

thumb_up thumb_down +5

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

my names jim haha

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

YOLO

thumb_up thumb_down -27

9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -33

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

thumb_up thumb_down -67

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

thumb_up thumb_down -87

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

thumb_up thumb_down +84

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

thumb_up thumb_down +36

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops