Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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