What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Why? Because racecar.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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