Your eye color is very unique.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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here kitty kitty

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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i have cancer

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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