What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Netball.

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minorities

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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I'm funny.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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i like pie

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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