A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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hi im paul!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Animal

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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my names jim haha

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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