- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

Why? Because racecar.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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