what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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The joke below me is retarded

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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