A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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