So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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minorities

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Diana and victoria

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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I'm funny.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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