knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Anti Joke

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