What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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my names jim haha

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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666

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Womens Basketball.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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I'm funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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