What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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