Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Jesus wept.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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