A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Asian NASCAR.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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