What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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