- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

Like my status for a tbh?

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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