Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Anti Joke

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