Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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