A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Jesus wept.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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