Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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