Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Knock knock

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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