knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Women's Rights

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