whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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