All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Itookasipasoda

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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