What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Politics.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Womens Basketball.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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