- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Womens Basketball.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

what happens when you wake up inception

Hitler. lol, sucks.

pussy enough said

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??