What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Hi Adam,

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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