Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Yo Mamma

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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