a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Womens Basketball.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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