Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

Hey, you have small hands.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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