A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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