Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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hi im paul!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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