Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Hi Adam,

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Christians

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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