make me a sandwich!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Libraries.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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minorities

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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