A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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