- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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