What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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YOLO

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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