- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Poop.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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