why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Netball.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

The AIDS patient was gay

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Whats a cat? A cat!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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