What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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The economy.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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A black man without problems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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