What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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