- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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