Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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