if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Knock knock, come in.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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