Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Lacrosse

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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