So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

Womens rights

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

Politics.

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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