Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Diana and victoria

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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