What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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