- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Where does a hobo live? A box.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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