What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Knock knock

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Jesus wept.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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