what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Anti Joke

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