I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Gay rights

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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guess what?

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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