Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Knock knock, come in.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

A black person in the NHL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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