- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

2+2= 478

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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