Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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A black guy gets arrested...

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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