A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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theres a fat guy

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Gay rights

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Poop.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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