A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Yo Mamma

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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