- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Your mom.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Women's Rights

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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