Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Five guys one rape.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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