What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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girls basketball

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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The AIDS patient was gay

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

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