- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

A black man without problems.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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