Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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P0P T4Rt

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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theres a fat guy

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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