What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Women's rights.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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