A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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