Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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