- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Your mom.

Penis.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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