Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Laura Pratz..

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