knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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P0P T4Rt

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Popsicles

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Rick Perry.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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