Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Penis.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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