Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Where does a hobo live? A box.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

Netball.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Like my status for a tbh?

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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