Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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youre gay

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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