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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

what happens when you wake up inception

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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