- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

What did the snake say to the rat?

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