- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

Where did John go? Refrigerator

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Where does a hobo live? A box.

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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