- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

The Bible

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

What's 1+1? 4.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

make me a sandwich!

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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