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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What's 1+1? 4.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

A man sat down Then he stood up

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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