What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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what color is blue? green

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Netball.

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