What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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