What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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