Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Gay rights

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

Nice legs....What time do they open?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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