what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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