What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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theres a fat guy

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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