what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

What is bad at catch The twin towers

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Penis.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

A black guy gets arrested...

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Women's rights

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

A scottish man having fun

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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