Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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wanna hear a joke? no

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Anti Joke

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