Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Womens Basketball.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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The white guy did it!

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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