- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

A blind man walks into the door of a bar

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

The Mets win the World Series

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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