Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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