What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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My nipple is bleeding

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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The Mets win the World Series

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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France never surrender.

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45.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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