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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

your going to die

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Poop.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

This is a joke for Homeless people:

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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