knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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