What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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minorities

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Obama

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Anti Joke

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