You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Penis.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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