Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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my names jim haha

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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hi im paul!

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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