Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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