There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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mitt romney

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Five guys one rape.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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