Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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