- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Where to, sir? Forward.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Laura Pratz..

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

My life

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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