How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Gay rights

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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A black man without problems.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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YOLO

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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