Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Asians...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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