What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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