What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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theres a fat guy

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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