Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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My life

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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69.... is a number

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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A black man without problems.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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YOLO

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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