Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Asian NASCAR.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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I'm funny.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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