- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

A black person in the NHL

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Where to, sir? Forward.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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