- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Lacrosse

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

French people.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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