Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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who farted i did :]

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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