What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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9/11.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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