Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

Arrow to the Knee

What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

I'm funny.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

The AIDS patient was gay

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Gay rights

i have cancer

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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