What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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I like turtoes.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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