Five guys one rape.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Penis.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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johann grayson being liked

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

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