Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Penis.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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