what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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mitt romney

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Penis.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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