- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

The joke below me is retarded

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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