Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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your mom

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A man walks into a bar.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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