Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Popsicles

Where does a hobo live? A box.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

The joke below me is retarded

The AIDS patient was gay

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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