Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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