Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Hi my name is Bob

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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