A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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make me a sandwich!

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Guess what? SHADAP

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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YOLO

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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You're on fire.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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