Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Penis.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Obama.

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