Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Diana and victoria

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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black

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make me a sandwich!

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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