- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

A black man without problems.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Winking at old people

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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