A fairly-priced Apple computer.

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

What's funnier than 24? 25.

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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