You're on fire.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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