Poop.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Politics.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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