- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

My mom touched my wiener : \

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Poop.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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