- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Knock knock, come in.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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