- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

what happens when you wake up inception

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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